Revenge of the Pith
May The Force Please Go Away - Mark Morford outlines the myriad reasons why he's happy to see the
Star Wars saga end. Such as:
5) Darth Vader choking a giant red M&M candy. Darth Vader staring down that creepy Burger King mascot thing. Darth Vader hawking cell phones and Energizer batteries and floor cleaner and breakfast cereal and who the hell knows what else. Good riddance, odious sea of SW product tie-ins. Like the goddamn franchise needs more cash? Like seeing Darth Vader hawking tampons and aspirin and Darth Vader-branded bunion pads is in any way necessary? Please.
Hilarious.
Posted by mhinrichs at May 25, 2005 10:19 AM
