June 02, 2004
To Do List
(A guest post from Eames)
1. Sleep in hallway.
2. Splash a stomachful of partially digested Kit 'N Kaboodle onto the wall, the floor, the fan, the tablecloth, and the windowsill.
3. Drink water.
3. Solicit pets from master.
3. Sleep on Matt's bed.
Posted by mhinrichs at June 2, 2004 02:07 PM
A slite corection, pleese: item number 2 was not me. That is that evil cat I told yu about that often comes in the hous and poo[ps to the side of the cat box, or does the hairbal thing on the nice art deko rug, or -- in this case -- hurls all over christoper's bedroom.
Re: 3. Eames, I do hope that you're drinking the finest water available. Our cat, Rosie, used to feel that drinking Eau d'Toilette straight from la Commode was [ahem] the cat's meow, but once she discovered the water cooler that the rest of the family drinks from, she would never settle for anything less.
Every morning, she sits next to the cooler and meows piteously until one of us gives her a small bowlful. Afterwards, she usually proceeds into the living room to upchuck on the faux-Persian rug or bite our daughter.
Oh, Eames, such a busy day. You have inspired the lazy boys who live with me.
