Today’s Guest Editor: Christopher!
Greetings to the minions who read this blog on a regular basis. My name is Christopher. I am Matt’s spouse. Matt is very, very, very sick (we think it’s influenza, but it might just be mange). He is very sorry to be sick and misses you all very much. He is making great progress — really, there is nothing left to throw up at this point — and expects to return in a day or two. Thank you for your patience. Well wishes sent his way will be immediately passed along.